Thursday
Feb052009
Phallic Ice
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 8:47AM
What the hell is that? I came across this giant phallic symbol in Vermont and had to snap a picture of it, even though doing so caused me to trespass (oh the risks we take for the sake of art). For the life of me, however, I can't figure out what it is. Maybe below ground, there's a humongous frost giant lying prostrate, his sexual appendage having broken through the earth. Yes, that's got to be it. That would explain everything.
Reader Comments (3)
You shouldn't use 'snap' and 'phallic' in the same sentence. (Of course that frost giant could be just pointing up.)
You're so right old friend. It shant happen again. If the frost giant is pointing, he must have been watching some Kiss videos (just like Rocco).
Huh! Perfect.